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Most people talk their way into my pants, but you talked yourself out
Bitch
Buck Fuddy
Define "Boyfriend"
Define "Girlfriend"
Department of Erections
Do I look like a fucking people person?
Eff You See Kay Why Oh You
Evil Bitch
For my next trick I need a condom and a volunteer
Heavily medicated for your safety
Here I am. What are your other 2 wishes?
I am the man from Nantucket
I cuddle after sex
I have the pussy, so I make the rules
I have the pussy, so I make the rules
I just added you to my "to do" list
I look better naked
I molested myself last night. I said no, but I knew I wanted it
I used to have super powers, but my therapist took them away
If I wanted to listen to an asshole I'd fart
If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
I'll do everything your girlfriend won't
I'm Horny
I'm the girl your mother warned you about
I'm the guy your mother warned you about
Love thy neighbor, but don't get caught
My best friend runs on batteries
Nucking Futs
Please tell your boobs to stop starting at my eyes
Shoe me your Tits!
Smile if you want to sleep with me
Sorry guys, size does matter
They're not fake, they're custom
Too bad you can't touch them
Yes, I'm a bitch. Just not yours.
You know you want it

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